Okay so the proper meme was 20 things I hate but I am TRYING to be a more positive and loving person so here is my edited version:
- Fake flowers: Unacceptable in any location but all the more in a beautiful caribbean island with fresh flora right outside your door. Don't like fake christmas trees either.. but I have learnt to accept them in the spirit of the season.
- Slow-ass vehicles that do not stay in the left lane except when overtaking.
- Ignorant moronic tourists who truly expect everything in the Third World to be, work and look like everything at home. Why travel then bozo?
- The smell and taste of latex condoms.
- Juice 'drinks'... TruJuice can conquer the world!!
- Superfluous jewellry. Necklaces over clothes, anklets over strappy shoes. If your clothes have some feature at the wrist, ankle or neckline u don't need to wear jewellry on TOP of it.
- Men who bad mouth and disrespect their wives, girlfriends or significant other.
- Forwarded chain letters about faith, hope, love, luck and / or money.
- When Christmas is shortened to Xmas. I'll not have it!! Take the time to write out C-H-R-I-S-T.
- LIES. Of all sorts. Especially those told for no good reason.
16 comments:
So you've tasted condoms huh? At least those tourists view us as equal to them and not some backward little banana republic. Hate those chain letters too.
what is the alternative to #4 since going bareback is not an option in this day and age?
I'd agree with you on all of those. Can we add to the forwards those about 'health' - like don't use ketchup in restaurants as someone with AIDS put blood in the bottle? I HATE those ones!
Agreed on all, except the juice drinks, I love my fruity drinks....
Love your list!! Got a great tip about the forwards.....www.snopes.com
Check out this website if you are ever in doubt as to the validity of a forward. This website will verify whether the email is true, or just a hoax, and go on to explain further. (okay, i'm a bit of a nerd, what can I say) You know you want to know whether or not coke can really dissolve rusty nails.
I'm not sure you're meant to use other peoples comments but Coke dissolves teeth- I remember doing a biology "experiment" where we had to leave a molar in a glass of Coke for 2 weeks- it rotted
@ Leon & Yamfoot: Condoms. Those lil do-gooders. They mean well but they smell [and yes taste] foul. I been trying the flavoured ones of late and its working out nicely. *wink* In this day and age we gotta play safe.
Welcome Anon. There is no good reason to drink coke anyways, now is there? :)
I feel you. Especially, 5, 6, 7 and 10. Definitely 10.
numbers 2 & 3 have me nodding. Love them
3,6 and 8 are definitelyirritants
Great list! I also hate those chain e-mails. I know a family who refuses to use deodorant because of those e-mails that say it gives you breast cancer. Foul!
#5- Me too! Smells like a fuckin tire or something!
LMAO @ "Why travel then bozo?"
Welcome Mistress!! ;)
Am definitely with U on 9 & 10 -- especially, "When Christmas is shortened to Xmas. I'll not have it!! Take the time to write out C-H-R-I-S-T." Hear, hear.
Oh, Lady. I love your hates. I agree with all 10, especially fake flowers and chain e-mail.
Can't these horrid things just go away. Forever?
I agree with all except one but hey..... The forwarded chain letters, GEEEEESSSSH they take the cake they should be declared a cyber crime.
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